Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Melancholia And The Infinite Blandness


Today's film isn't technically a 2012 release, at least not where overseas places are concerned, but hey, since I couldn't see it when it came out late last year, it counts for this year. So, let's get into the latest from Lars von Trier, Melancholia.

The film is split into two sections, dealing with two sisters. Part one is called “Justine” and deals with the titular character of the part (played by Kirsten Dunst), at her wedding. Justine becomes distant from her family and husband (Alexander Skarsgard), after a series of events at the wedding itself.
Part two is called “Claire”, and follows up on what happened to Justine after the wedding, while Claire (Charlotte Gainsbourg) and her husband, John (Kiefer Sutherland), face the idea that the world is coming to an end.

Since this is the first thing we see in the movie, I'm going to outright say it: yes, the world does end. Melancholia is the name of the planet that collides with Earth in the opening. And if you didn't know the end was nigh, the movie will remind you. For ten bloody minutes. Slow motion shot of people doing... nothing particularly interesting, mixed with some admittedly wonderful music, while the planet crashes with ours.

So, already things aren't off to a good start. And I have to be honest, it really doesn't get much better from there.
This will probably be the shortest review I've done so far, mostly because... well, the movie's so disappointing and dull that there isn't much to say that I can't cover in a few paragraphs.

Acting-wise... well, no one does a bad job, but they just seem so lifeless. OK, that might be the point, that people are so despondent they just walk through life, but considering how the supporting cast has a decent amount of people, you'd think SOMEONE would care. Hell, Alex's father, Stellan Skarsgard is in this, and he's great! Yet here, he's under-utilized. Charlotte Gainsbourg actually attempts emoting during the second half of the movie, but by that time, I'm just waiting for the damn planet to actually hit, that's how little I care for these people.

It doesn't help that large sections of the film lack dialogue or music. Again, it's probably symbolic, but when the most common feeling I get from these scenes is “I am so bored, I wish something would happen”, you're really not keeping me engaged, movie.

The musical accompaniment is one of the redeeming features of this movie, such a lovely soundtrack. In spite of my complaints about the long scenes with no dialogue, the scenery in combination with the music would make for great music clips. Maybe Lars should look into it.

I guess it's my fault I can't get into this movie, for two reasons: I guess I'm not smart enough (scratch that, I'm a complete idiot) but the second reason is that it doesn't help that I wasn't impressed by another of Lars' films, Antichrist. For the same reasons, too. So, maybe his movies aren't for me.
Or quite possibly, he's just pretentious. Or both, even. It's one thing to go for a while without dialogue so that the actors can use their body language and the atmosphere around them to keep the story going (Hell, how else would silent films work?), it's another to get people to look bored as if to say “I can do whatever the Hell I want, because it's MY movie and if you don't understand it, you're an idiot.” Those are the people who make short films in which a clown flips a pancake with a solemn look on his face, while a beatnik clicks his fingers in the background. If you don't have anything to say, don't hide behind a wall of nonsense and pretentiousness and claim we don't get it. Maybe we do, but you don't like us calling you out.

In spite of the pretentious nature and slow, SLOOOOW movement of the story, it's not a total write-off. I just wish it lived up to my very simple expectations. 2.5/5

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